The primary ever nine-dart end in a televised darts event

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1. And on that night, this man got his dick sucked

2. I just went and looked up what a 9 dart is, because while I have thrown darts a whole bunch I literally never knew what was up, I was aware of the layout and the points, but never knew it was a game of 501.
   After looking up what was happening here, HOLY SMOKES! THIS DUDE IS BAAAAAAAAAAD!

3. I watched that in 1984

4. Reported for aimbot

5. Oooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeehhhhhhhhuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnndddddrrrrrrreeeeeeedddddddddaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddddeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy

6. Old stoneface. Remember watching him a lot on TV back when.

7. Literally 1984

8. John Lowe Vs Keith Deller, I remember watching this. Also Keith had spring loaded darts which were weird.

9. The announcer is still proclaiming “ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY …” because they won’t let him retire and die.

10. That’s pretty gawd damned impressive

11. A triple twenty is worth more than a bullseye? What kind of god would allow that?

12. Barbecue Sauce

13. That man was good at throwing darts.

14. I think I downloaded the wrong ‘No country for old men’

15. I hope he got a bendy Bully and his bus fare home( That moneys safe).

    IIIIINNNN ONE!

    A top of the range Betamax player!

    IIIIIINNNN TWO!

    A set of six stylish champagne glasses!

    IIIIIINNNN THREE!

    A Fancy Corgi trouser press!

    ( 80s Sunday evening vibes)

16. John Lowe is 39 here, looks about 50!

17. NFL would be showing the beers they necked while playing. Jocky Wilson was fucking legendary.

18. I can’t even imagine what being that focused must feel like

19. So old I watched this live.

20. Does it count without holding a pint in the other hand?

21. Ok I have no idea how darts works

22. Well that explains James Wade’s wife Sammi Marsh!

23. WANNNNNHUNDERDNNNNEIGHTY

24. Gawd damn. It’s beautiful

25. Someone get this man an ice cold coors.

26. I’ve never had that much control over anything in my life as that man has over those darts

27. Why didn’t he go for the 20s again?

28. The last three did stray badly…

29. The guy looks like a darts player

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