Noticed this on my solution to work this morning…

41 comments

1. I’ve never seen orange pylons used as a wedding decoration before.

2. The amount of fucks not given here is rather impressive

3. How do people become like this? Like what are you doing maaatee??

4. Like I know this is an asshole, but like why do that to your own car? You’re gonna scratch it up for no reason. Do people not respect their car?

5. I was wondering how my grandma was doing guess she is ok

6. As someone who works in road construction…… This is typical. Thankfully the concrete had set however it was still not opened to traffic as the cure strength hadn’t been achieved.

   Why wouldn’t it be a BMW

7. What an idiot! Nice capture.

8. I really do hate being around people

9. Please tell me this is Michigan

10. Well, at least now they’re properly equipped to show everyone around them that they are a real threat on the road.

11. Looks like a whale being surrounded by a school of remora fish lol

12. BMW. Shocker…

13. It upsets me that people like this can afford nice cars and I can’t

14. That’s the obstacle course the dealership makes you run when buying a new car.

    If you don’t hit and drag a bunch of cones, you can’t purchase a BMW…

15. You’re laughing but they had free traffic cones when they got home.

16. I used to live somewhere that was primarily one way streets downtown. This was pretty common, when they figure out they fucked up they just FREAK OUT and hit the gas.

    Super dangerous, seeing as there are no backwards facing lights on one way streets and they speed up blowing through intersections.

17. But it’s not their FAVORITE way!

18. When you realllly have to poop

19. Subtle. I bet no one will notice…

20. I can just imagine the driver wondering what the scraping noises are and thinking how crazy it is that there’s nobody in front of them

21. Where did you pick up all these fine accessories?

    At the intersection of JC and Penny.

22. What were they supposed to do? Miss their light? /s

23. Wtf?

24. Well. That’s an idiot.

25. There’s nothing like trying to convince the police of your innocence when you’re proudly displaying the evidence against you by dragging it all down the road with you.

26. Gotta give them credit for full committing

27. Simply beautiful

28. This looks like a Michigan thing to do

29. It’s never too early for SHOTS!

30. Looks like someone didn’t pass the driving test.

31. That looks like an in for a penny in for a pound situation

32. Just couldn’t bear to use his turn signal to go around it

33. Gotta catch them all.

34. What a drag

35. She didn’t have a coffee yet

36. Sigma male grind set

37. I wish the cement was still wet.

38. Why? Why would you … oh sorry, it’s BMW driver. Thanks I am good.

39. Internet win of the day!

40. Eventually it will fall off.

41. I love parades!

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