When my wife asks me how I think I performed during our last scheduled session of marital relationships. – ryan
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12 responses to “When my wife asks me how I think I performed during our last scheduled session of marital relationships.”
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“You got the fastest time of anyone this season, dear.”
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Well he fucks better than James Acaster at least.
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How did Rowan’s lap actually go?
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You did it… in one minute… forty… eight point nine! Now it was a bit damp, so we’ll mark that one “mildly moist.”
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TIL: Giffers^TM have wives.
But… If you have a wife, why are you giffing?
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Look, it’s a race, and if you finished last, I don’t know what to say except that I hope you will improve before next time.
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It’s shit like this that makes me question marriage.
