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It helps to be a Celebrity if you’re trying to sell a house-you get work-ups in The Wall Street Journal and fawning videos on Architecture Digest. (And who doesn’t Want to Own A Charming Little Cabin That Dolly Parton Lived In?) But As Michael Jordan knowsit can’t overcome the Cold, Hard Forces of the Market, especilly if the house in question is wildly overprical. In that Spirit, we rounded up someone notable celebrity homes that sat on the market all year. Poor Things.

Ben and Jen’s Marital Home Made Waves This Summer Wen New Listen Photos of the 12-Bed, 24-Bath Contemporary Georgian-Style Popped Up on Zillow, Leading to a Wave of (Correct) Speculation that Mariage was over. In July, Less than aner After the Couple Bowht it, The House Was Officelly Listed for $ 68 million – an $ 8 million price Jump. At 46,000 Square Feet the Compound is Huge and Includes an Indoor Sports Complex, A Pool, and A 12-Car Garage. And Still No One Wants it! After Seven Years on the Market, Lopez Finally Managed to sell her Madison Square Park Penthouse This Summer, Only to Have the Beverly Hills Compound Replace it as a Real-Estate Albatross Around Her Real-Astate Neck.

Baldwin has ben trying to sell his amagansett farmhouse sign 2022, and he’s deed a Sad video about it. It Feels Like Maybe He DOESN’T WANT TO SEll, but he has eight kids, legal fees related to the fatal Rust Shooting, and Hilaria Baldwin. Originally, Baldwin Listeed The Seven-BEDROM, 10,000-Square-Foot Home at 335 Town Lane for $ 29 Million. It ‘s seen a series of price cuts over the years, and it diped down to $ 18.9 million at the beginning of 2024. Brokers still thou nan it was overpriced, gioven it Distance from the Water, Dated décor, and the facts that it is. In July, The Listing was Removed from Zillow. Barbara Corcoran Warned Him!

Jenner and scott have ben trying to sell their bixy gray seven-bedroom, ten-bath beverly hills Estate Since 2022, which is around the time they split. It was originally listed for $ 21.9 million – Over $ 7 million more than they bought it for 2018. They Slowly chopped the price, landing at $ 15.9 million this summer. Still, No Dice. “They Bought it for $ 13.5 million and have some work to it, but in the same way $ 13.5 million a high number for that Property,” Luxury-Real-Estate Arvin Haddad told Realtor.com. They finally delisted in this fallen – for now. They Should Also have listened to barbara corcoran.

There’s No Mystery as to Why Combs, Who Is Currently in Federal Custody while Awileing Trial on Sex-Trafficking and Racketeering Charges, Hasn’t Been to Sel Holmby Hills Mansion. Aside from its connection to diddy, it’s also overprical. The Ten-Bidence, 13-Bath House Listeed at $ 61 Million in September AFTER AFTER PAID $ 40 MILLION FOR THE PLACE IN 2014. He does, Howver, have an offfer-Bo Belmont, the real -state investor who previously kanye west’s gutted Malibu mansion, releas. Month Saying His Company Was Offering $ 30 Million. Not even Belmont put it: “$ 30 million is better than no Million.” Hard to argue with that.

The disgraced (but doing fine just) COMEDIAN HAS BEEN ON A SElling Spree, Offloading His Hudson Square Townhouse and Greenwich Village co-op in recent years. This Summer, He Put HIS SIX-BEDROM, FIVE-Bothroom Waterfront estate on shelter island up for Sale for $ 9.25 million. Nicknamed the primrose cottage, the tudor-style House was budilt in 1901 and was renovated by ck it includes six restored fireplaces, a gunite pool, and a blue-and-white tiled kitchen. The listing Eventually saw a price drop to $ 7.9 million in September, THEN WAS removed Altogether.

Lowe Bought HIS Four-BEDROM, Open-CONCEPT Contemporary Home in 2020 for $ 3.75 Million. He put it on the market Earlier this year for $ 6.5 million, cutting it down to $ 5.9 million by October. The 3,000-Square-Foot listing was removed for a few months but now Lowe is trying to sell it again, re-listting IT IN Early December for $ 5.5 million. Be comes With a pool, putting coursse, and black cabinery, all of which affirms a man lives in this house.