How Cool Something is vs. Your Age – ryan

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42 responses to “How Cool Something is vs. Your Age”

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   Old people in 70 years: “kids these days can’t rizz to save their lives”

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   No one likes you when you are 60.

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   It seems to me that this graph implies it is uncool of me to try to play pattycake with my wife’s butt. I’m not gonna stop, but it’s sad to know it makes me unhip.

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   Juuling?

   I realize I’m old, but what the fuck is that?

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   I’m colorblind and I feel offended by the color choice of this chart

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   Lol, skateboarding is intentionally a half pipe

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   I loled at that extra angle on the 70

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   I’m at peak coolness for living alone

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   By any metric, I’m not cool.

   I suppose I’ll just have to outlive everyone

10. 

    “Juuling” How old is this? Lol

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    Pffft, I’m 43 and still proud of my patty cake skills.

12. 

    Need one for getting new socks and underwears

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    That patty cake curve is wild

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    Should I be telling babies they look older?

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    Being told you look older should drop to 0 after 25.

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    Living alone is awesome, and only getting more awesome as I age. I’m 42 now. I can afford the cool shit I couldn’t before, so, my house is an adolescent fun house

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    I think being 90+ and living on your own still can be kinda impressive. My gma needed so much help starting at like 70.

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    lol the peak near 70 is for the 69th birthday (nice)

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    Idk. Living alone at 100 seems pretty cool to me.

21. 

    I love that the whole thing is just a casual way to shit in people who vape 🤣🤣

22. 

    Juuling. What year was this made lol? 2012?

23. 

    Alright, so me still living alone is cool and not sad, nice.

24. 

    Hard disagree, If you’re skating in ur 50s that’s pretty dang cool!

    The rest is pretty valid though.. 😅

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    I don’t know, “complaining about young people” before you get pubes sounds kind of cool.

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    Honestly, if you can complain about young people when you yourself are young, that’s a plus in my book. Obviously has to be stuff that isn’t cool by itself of course.

28. 

    I’d argue that a 90 year old being pretty good at patty cake would be super cool

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    I’d argue there’s a huge spike (probably to the top) for celebrating your birthday at 21.

30. 

    If you’re 100 and still able to live alone, i’d count that as a full Coolness score.

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    As an almost 50 year old skateboarder i am proud to know i am at peak uncool levels

33. 

    This is quite spot on, coming from an old-ass 50yr old.

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    Hahaha, all my friends wanted to look older and they do look way older now. I’ve never wanted to look older, like come on, you get there anyway eventually.

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    I dunno, being able to live alone without needing anybody to help at 100 seems pretty cool to me

37. 

    Listen, I don’t even skate but if I see an 85 year old hit a 360 flip on the half pipe, I’m gonna lose my marbles regardless.

38. 

    I like the implication that it’s at least *a little* cool when a 10 year old is living on their own

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    I think a 2 year old complaining about kids these days would be hilarious

40. 

    Yo I’m in my late 20s and the 7 year old my mom nannies thought I was so cool for knowing Miss Mary Mack 😤

41. 

    This suggests a coming resurgence of Tony Hawk as he ages back into the ages where skateboarding is cool.

42. 

    So a 100 year old skateboarder who is shitty at pattycake but being told they look like they’re 10 is max coolness, got it.