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Tom Lehrer CHEMISTRY element song



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  1. I tried once to write a chemistry themed version of "Do, Re, Me" from the Sound of Music. I had high hopes, but it didn't go very well.

    There is no element "DO". No element "ME" No element "FA". No element "SO" That left only RE, LA and TI, all somewhat obscure elements.

    What a shame. It would have been fun..

  2. I make bad chemistry puns, but only periodically. But seriously, this guy should go to californium and get this thing into a movie. I listened to this for a third time, but my ears started to bleed, so I went to the hospital to have them helium.

  3. How jolly delightful sounding, dear. Turn that frightfully nice piano player up on the radiogramme would you, dear. Imminently and before and why isn't it already up and you back love come now hurry busy little worker bees have the butterfly cakes for the children had a fourth of a Tramadol powder, dear. The visit is from some Liverpudlian Spending Focus Group and we don't want the little nippers pulling out pocket knives and taking off with the paintings. IDS is insisting one of them cause a fire through envy and greed and jealousy. It's a rather difficult meeting. He can, technically, order a royal dispatched. Even a monarch. Let's hope he's satisfiable then. That would be a pretty terrible morning's work for everyone in Parliament as he serenely conveyed himself inside a conveyance, hovering a little above the seat and billowing black robes of fire that drag in the fabrics and metals of the car and buckle them back into normal reality space again. Good God what a nice man.

    i … erm … /// pass pass /// erm /// really like the way his /// erm /// nice pale kind blue eyes put over a /// erm /// 'thought' so well, sir … ugh … indeed. He will be … erm … ah. Oh fuck. Sorry sir. Erm. Right. I like the way your erm your very white hair is creamed, Bryl probably, to a … erm … face … I mean head. With … eyes … yes, sir. I'll be … sorry then as well yes and I'll look forward to that meeting half an hour after you've dispatched those nuisance party trouble-makers incinerated in their own kitchens with their wives and children. This is ths official party line and he says leak the whole fyucking slow down slow down leak everything if you like he'll ram the whole monrachy right up David Cameron's fagboy shithole and smash his unamusing london Mayor Easter Egg to pieces, never to be see from again, the ashes that is. Blown into his mothers face before he claws it off with his special dentist set and bare fingers now fucking move and implement the policies as quickly as possible please.

    /// and the lights go out with the phone. He may have just arrived outside. Someone should check. Don't ever let the candle go out, see. The wall there starts pulling outward a bit as he comes up the steps, if you keep your eyes open. Sometimes you can't see him and he's just there and bites you; other times … well … he insisted the previous PM of course made themselves thoroughly well with an experimental substance that was said to slowly drive them mad so they killed themselves. And a nuisance in parliament, coincidentally. Some lunatic or other too excited about the Regal visit to their new fucking coalmine or kebab shop of hole with plastic balls in it for the kids to play in; wretched places for a Lady's — a Majesty's — eyes to have to be bored and touched for too long.

  4. There's bohrium, copernicium, lawrencium, livermorium,
    Meitnerium, roentgenium, seaborgium, rutherfordium,
    And dubnium, darmstadtium and hassium and flerovium
    And oganesson, tennessine, nihonium, moscovium.

  5. I copied this song on a blank audio cassette 📼 from the album, An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer which is a 💿 that was released in the '50s and my Science class enjoyed it. I was in the 8th Grade at that time that my dad helped me burn it.