In his student years, met with one charming person. She went to study in another city. Three weeks later, I came to her for the weekend. By this time, she had already managed to settle in odnushku near his university. Two more girls lived with her in the apartment. On a long-awaited night, we made sure that the neighbors went to bed. We decided that it was time to "fool around". And I'm a little uncomfortable. My girl realizes that I’m shy and answers me:

- It's okay, they have become accustomed ...
- What? How to understand this ... "accustomed"?
An awkward pause. Grimace of horror on the face of his beloved. And only a second later, she realized that something had blurted out something wrong. Then swearing, hysteria, tears ...
In the morning I got ready and left. It was the strangest and shortest relationship in my life.